Pulling an Elliot

Pushing your girlfriend off a 3 story building

*on a call*
sam:yo bro guess what
edian:what
sam: I’m Pulling an Elliot right now, bouta be single

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Pulling an Elliot

When you suck at Euchre.

Guy 1: Rats, we lost again
Guy 2: We were pulling an Elliot

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to pull an 'elliot'

to whinge incoherantly and without reason about serious issues which could seriously affect other peoples' lives. To be a complete dickhead for no apparent reason and take decisions that mess other people up without just cause.

Person 1:Our landlord Shawn really pulled an Elliot when he sent us that final warning for making noise when we didnt make any noise. What a douche. I think he should keel over and die.

Person 2: I agree wholeheartedly

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Pulling An Elliot

Either one or a combination of:
(1) staying in at night;
(2) being home by midnight;
(3) drinking water in an establishment that serves alcohol

Examples of "Pulling an Elliot"

(1) Staying in at night
Bob: "What did you do last night?"
Tom: "I pulled an Elliot - was in bed at 9 PM"

(2) Being home by midnight
Bob: "What happened to you last night? "
Tom: "I pulled an Elliot - said my goodbyes at 11:30 PM"

(3) Drinking Water in an Establishment that Serves Alcohol
Bob: "Tom wasn't in a drinking mood last night so he pulled an Elliot and drove us all home"
Tom: "Correct"

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Pulling An Elliot

Quickly backing out of a parking spot without looking in the rear view mirror. Resulting in the hitting of a parked car, which leads to the 'Elliot' sporting the facial expression of a blow-up doll.

Could result in the appearance of a large man running towards the 'Elliot' yelling "What'd you do to my car, bitch?!"

Oh gosh! That guy is totally pulling an Elliot!

Susan and Julia backed their car out and almost pulled an Elliot.

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