1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance
2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."
When you go to your friends house and you wont go home
oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan
to pull a evan on it
named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.
Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.
Tim: well, what happened afterwards?
Tom: she gave me a blowjob.
Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.
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When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she havenโt texted me back
yea heโs pulling an evan
The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.
Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?
Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.
Cumming your pants while making out with a woman would be Pulling an Evan
Person 1: Woah, that dude just jizzed his pants from making out with a chick
Person 2: oh yeah, that dude is Pulling an Evan