Pump gift

A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.

Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.

Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.

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