Pumped My Gun

When you got a hand job.

Your mom pumped my gun in the car when she drove me home.

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PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN

THE male organ ,used to produce. The penis, man-gina, twat-cicle, cock,dick.

"SHE loves to play with my PUMP ACTION YOGURT GUN"

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pump action protein gun

The penis, especially in reference to the act of manual stimulation followed by ejaculation.

Remember that girl Sally? The other night i gave her a blast in the face with my pump action protein gun.

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pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

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Pump action Snot gun

A rapid succession of sneezing resulting in mucus or 'snot' splattering out of the face of the sneezer.

Tracey was sneezing like a pump action snot gun the amount of shit she had dangling of her face.

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pump the guns

To work out. (Guns = biceps)

Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.