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A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen
Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen
Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!
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To be seriously embarrased and slightly injured or insulted.
Wow, the U.S. soccer (football) team got punched in the mouth by the Czech Republic today in the World Cup! They were beaten soundly, 3-0.
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To make someone eat their own words. To prove the doubts they have about you as wrong.
My ex-girlfriend said I was a loser. 6 months later and I have a new job, new degree and a better girlfriend. Therefore, she was punched in the mouth.
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A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.
A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.
That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.
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To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you
I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me