punch in the seat

1. to hit someone in the family jewels (a.k.a. the seat, the junk, the baby maker, the twig and berries)
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.

1. When Jim wasn't looking I decided to give him a punch in the seat and he doubled over in pain.

2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.

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Punching the Seat

To silently flatulate into a cushioned seat, while simultaneously allowing the gassy substance to sift its way throughout the infrastructure of the bolster.

This action is then followed by violent (and often obscure) strikes to the seat. These strikes release the "enclosed odor".

The stench instantly overpowers surrounding air, causing uncomfortability to any one in the vicinity of the seat.

As Weston put the car into park, his friend then opened his door, violently began punching the seat, shut the car door, and ran.

Weston was entirely confused, but then quickly realized what had just happened. Instantly, Weston's sense of smell became susceptible to the instable odor of Harrisons flatulence.