Punch the Muffin

An ambiguous phrase used in a purely contextual manner. Amusing because it means nothing & everything at the same time; use is only limited by the user's imagination. Sometimes used to confuse the uninitiated.

Yo bro, i gotta go punch the muffin (Take a dump)
They were punching the muffin all night (Sexy time)
Tom & Joe were punching the muffin about you (Talking shit)
Punch the muffin bro! (Accompanied by the fist touch, high 5, etc...)
Way to punch the muffin dumbass (Drop the ball, screw up, etc)

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punch my muffin

another term for sexual intercourse

1. annoying, sweaty football player: I totally punched that girl's muffin last night. score!
2. slutty girl: You can punch my muffin ANYTIME.
3. Plymouth cross country: Yeah we totally punched Regina's muffin today in that meet.

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Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin