Verb
To penetrate the anus using one's penis.
See also:
buttfuck
assfuck
ass ramming
"Yo bitch, first lick my balls, then suck my dick, then flip it so I can punch the ticket!"
8👍 15👎
usually it means to have someone killed, or otherwise taken out of commission
"Listen Rockford, you come 'round here again, and I'll have a couple of my boys punch your ticket, permanently."
47👍 26👎
When an individual deciedes to take their own life because they can't go on anymore.
Just because they are picking on you doesn't mean you should punch your bitch ticket.
14👍 8👎
To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.
Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.