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Puppet dick is an uncircumcised penis. The penis looks like it is covered up with a puppet. Sometimes referred to as Pinocchio dick.
Tamish: how was sex with the Greek boy last night?
Mary: we didn't bang, the moment I seen he had puppet dick, I ran for the hills. I don't need no U.T.I.
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Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.
"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."
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A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis
"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "
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An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.
Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.
Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!
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A woman who is petite, short (usually under 5'2") in stature and weighs less that 110 pounds. Also has a strong sexual appetite. A woman that can be picked up and mounted on the penis with little or no effort, so you are free to get up and go to the frig for a beer with out her dismounting or lossing your stroke count.
Also see ragdoll sex
See that little blonde "dick puppet" over there,,, She's a freak!
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You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.
Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.
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a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature
omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?
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