puppy fever

The debilitating desire to get a puppy, to the point of illness, obsession or purchase.

Alex: Yo, why's your girl over there pressing her face against that store's window?
John: It's a pet store, and she's got a BAD case of puppy fever.

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Puppy Fever

A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.

It can be flu, stomach or fever related.

Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.

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