purpcident

doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident

Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!

(Jill trips Carol on purpcident)

Jill: Ohh Carol! I am so sorry I tripped you!

Carol: That's OK!

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Purpcidant

Purposely doing something with the Intentions of personal pleasure or gain but receiving negative feed back and flip flopping into an accident excuse!

Logan sent suggestive messages in hope of Recieving a “HAPPY ENDING” ending in rejection and causing him to blame his actions on being an accident. Ie (purposely+Accident)=purpcidant