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the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008
"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"
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The state of ones penis before ejaculation.
Jeff Caulkins gripped his purple monster while spewing a load on bobbie's ass!
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in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
'imagine if you were a big purple monster!'
'erm miss, thats u, u stupid fuckin man'
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1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
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The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.
Billy had the jungle fever real bad last night; he couldn't get enough of that purple monster.
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