purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

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purple toe

when you get your toe cut off it turns purple

his toe is about to become a purple toe

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Purple toe

Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!

Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*

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purple toes

when you got nervous feet

“i cant do it man…. i’m scared”-jim
“you got purple toes”-dan
“yeah i’m scared bro”-jim