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I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
When a woman strangles a man's penis and then he slaps her in the face with it
Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"
He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!