Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

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purple whale

What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats

Hey dude have you ever seen a purple whale?

Yea bro I saw one yesterday

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