purse clutch

A 'purse clutch' is when you suddenly realize you are way too drunk so you bolt, usually without saying goodbye to the people you are out with.

Anne did a purse clutch last night and we didn't even realize she was gone for an hour. Apparently she puked on the cab ride home.

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*clutches purse*

when you see a white person come near you in the streets

person 1: is that a yt person???
person 2: hold your bag close.... *clutches purse*

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clutch purse

noun: female genitalia of a refined variety

1. Charles was itching to dabble in felicity's clutch purse.
2. "My...what an exquisite clutch purse!"
3. Charles was intrigued by the pong of felicity's clutch purse.
4. "I've got a right itch on in my clutch purse."

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*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

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