purse pizza

When you’ve eaten more than your fair share of pizza at someone else’s house after a long night of drinking and it’s time to leave, but you want more pizza, so you shove a couple pieces in your purse on the way out.

I’m so wasted. How long until we’re home? Want some purse pizza?

Pizza Purse

When you're drunk as hell and you're eating out a girl, then all of the sudden you vomit right in her vagina giving her a "Pizza Purse".

"Dude I was like totally wasted and I gave that bitch a Pizza Purse..."

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