Push The Tea

A fabulous conversation starter and sure to get anyone from the opposing sex to be intrigued immediately

Have you pushed the tea today?

I think its time we pushed that tea

Do you want to push the tea?

pushing tea

Dealing marijuana. "Pushing" means drug dealing, and "tea" means marijuana.

"My daddy beats my mommy, my mommy clobbers me, my grandpa is a commie, my grandma pushes tea, my sister wears a mustache, my brother wears a dress... goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess!"
-West side story song Gee Officer Krupke

the grandma is pushing tea, so she deals marijuana. badass grandma.