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pushing the wrongvelope

Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.

RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."

by panaphobe July 19, 2014