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a date where you know you're going to get laid
sorry i cant hang out tonight. i haven't been laid since i have been playing D&D , so i really need this pussy date
Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.
Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"
Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."
Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.
Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.
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