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Canada. A country that can't stop apologizing for shit. A place where people any criticism of Islam is bigoted. A country full of safe spaces and trigger warming. A country that constantly has phoney liberal outrage over stupid bullshit. A country where everyones culture is always protected and where shouting at someone is verbal abuse and the same as physical violence. A country where people need to be smacked to toughed them the fuck up. A country where everyone acts emotional about shit like a bunch of fucking females.
America is becoming a pussy nation.
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A country that has been controlled by women (e.g. the Netherlands)
Netherlands stands as a fine example of a Pussy Whipped Nation. In this country men have to kindly ask to their girlfriends/partners whether they can go out for a drink with their mates after dinner. This request is frequently denied to men because, if granted, women would have to wash the dishes and clean the house in that night.
Other relevant social practices and understandings in a Pussy Whipped Country such as the Netherlands are:
Men take paternity leave from work when their partners have a baby. The reason for this is that women don't find it fair to jeopardise their careers because of the drawbacks of maternity leave.
Men look like women dressed as men. Women look like men dressed as women.
When men gather around a table for some drinks they constantly make jokes about each other. They find it ridiculous being men. When women gather around a table for some drinks they make jokes about their men. They find them ridiculous as well.
When men buy a boat, women fill the deck with flower pots, chairs, and tables so that the boat cannot sail and distract men from their household duties. Amsterdam is filled with these ‘flower-potted boats’.
When men get ill, women feel abused because then they have to get the groceries from the shop, wash the dishes, cook, mop the floor, and do other lowly male activities.
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May 15th is national Pussy day all around the world. To rejoice how ultimately Pussy you are
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June 29th is national pussy licking day.
It's the national pussy licking day.
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Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
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July 5 Is national pussy destroyer day. For all us swag homosexuals. Heterosexual people cannot be pussy destroyers. >:)
Hey jim
Oh hi my gay friend isn’t today national pussy destroyer day
Yes it is :D I a gay female already celebrated with my girlfriends ;)
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a day for the ladies to get free head on 28th of February
Hey bitch it’s National Pussy Licking Day, get on ur knees cunt
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