pussy shoes

A form of shoe worn by the middle aged man who earns a meager income and is still single yet tries to be hip. The design looks like a Puma shoe, mixed with a Tour de France racing model, topped off with a leather loafer. Buyer be ware, these slabs of fake leather look like dead armadillo skins around your feet and only lesbians will dig them.

Did you see that guy that works the docks at UPS trying to pick up my girlfriend? He was sporting a pair of those new pussy shoes and trying to act 25, my lesbian neighbor wears the same things and she has a better chance with Amber than he does!!

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Pussy Shoes

When a woman has sex with a man with a large penis and her next boyfriend can't satisfy her because she's used to the large Penis.

Guy 1: "Dude how are you going to live up to him? Her ex's dick was like 12 inches!" Guy 2: "I don't know man. I got some Pussy Shoes to fill."

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pussy shoe

when a woman's vagina smells as bad as a combination of hot dogs and cigarettes

Dude, that girl last night had a pussy shoe

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