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pussy show

a show in which strippers use their pussies for extremely exotic things. For example shoving a bottle opener up their pussy and opening a bottle of beer.

Yo bitch let's go watch a pussy show. They get me fucking horny.

by <product^of^environment> April 15, 2004

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show pussy

A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.

"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"

by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013

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game-show pussy

A woman's reproductive organ that has been tainted with every STD know to man. Therefore, when you have intercourse with this vagina (because women have no faces) you are able to pick whichever disease you would like to have.

Jimmy: Yo, I punished this girl's cunt last night.
Mike: Yeah... so has everyone else. That's game-show pussy.
Jimmy: What?
Mike: Having sex with her is like spinning the game show wheel to see which disease you "won".
Jimmy: So basically my dick is going to fall off...
Mike: Sorry......

by satisfied customer November 3, 2004

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