Pussy Snorkel

Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.

The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com

Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.

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