A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
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Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.
Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?
Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.
Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.
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Old Vagina, usually with cobb-webs. Wrinkly Puss. Old infected with spider pussy.
DJ walked in on his grandma while she was clensing her spider pussy, with a dust rag & some pledge.
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getting fingered is spider pusey as hell 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️
I got spider pussy last night
silly goose