put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

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put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!