The Python

The Python

The Python is when a chick wraps her legs around your body and squeezes you until you go limp. She then proceeds to pull your whole body into her vagina head first. After nothing is hanging out but your feet she moves off feeling bloated and complaining she looks fat.

My girlfriend gave me the Python now she good to go for another few weeks.

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python

The best thing to happen to Computer Science students in a data and file structures or algorithms class.

Joe: "Man...I spent a week coding that algorithm in C."
Moe: "I got it done in one evening with Python. It works great."
Joe: "Say, what? Where can I download that?"

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python

Python is a powerful high-level interpreted language. Python's design is notably clean, elegant, and well thought through; it tends to attract the sort of programmers who find Perl grubby and exiguous.

#!/usr/bin/python
print "Hello World"

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Pythonism

The church of Monty Python, a cult following of the greatest British Comedy troop to ever exist. Pythonist, a follower in the church of Monty Python.

I am a devout follower of Pythonism.

He's a Pythonist too!

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pythoning

To do python programming.

- How is the research going?
- Not so good, I have mostly been pythoning this week!

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python

A great little language invented by Guido "the man" van Rossum. John Carmack "swears by it", he wrote the Quake 2 engine in it!

print "nohtyp"::-1

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Pythons

The biceps or upper arms.
Possibly coined by Pro-Wrestler 'Hulk' Hogan.

"Check out my 29 inch pythons baby!"

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