q syndrome

a sexual dysphoria disorder affecting heterosexual, but not heteronormative, individuals

if you are heterosexual but not heteronormative, you probably suffer from q syndrome

Q Up Syndrome

A term used for League of Legends players when they say "queue up," or play another game, when the player(s) is not mentally, emotionally, and/or financially stable. This act promotes both sadistic and masochistic characteristics to themselves that they are aware but ignorant of because LP addiction is more powerful than society. This condition is chronic and could lead to brain damage.

"I can't take it anymore... I'm going to Q up... ARUGHHHHH," Yerpyyy said.
"Yeah you have stage 4 and Q up syndrome," Mars replied.