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How... Just, how... You have reached a level of boredom beyond even God's comprehension... This should be physically and mentally impossible... HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!? This is a combination of keys that should not be discovered for billions of years to come and yet you managed to reach this page! If you are reading this, it is already too late for you... Soon, you will wake up somewhere you are not familiar with, heaven... You are here from the sheer boredom that you have experienced. But then, you will be at peace. The example below is also how I have ended up writing this ;)

You: I am so bored why am I not dead yet... -_- Well then I shall ascend to the realm of boredom and type in qazwsxedcvfrtgbyhnmjukiolp into google and see what Urban Dictionary has. *Searches it up*
The next day: Dead