qazwsxedrftyujikolp

you might actually be god. no, you ARE god. you have reached a point of boredom never recorded ever in the history of everything ever created. you have been deprived of stimulation for so long that the husk of what you are is starting to PHYSICALLY CREATE stimulation. do you know how hard that is? its literally IMPOSSIBLE. according to the law of conservation of energy, energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred from one collective mass to another. by PHYSICALLY CREATING stimulation, you literally defy the law of conservation of energy, LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF. well done dude, well done.

person 1: hey person 2, do you think we might be in a simula-
person 2: qazwsxedrftyujikolp.
person 1: *literally gets sucked into 6329 wormholes at once due to the inevitable collapse of the universe*