Quaranthirsty

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.

Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“