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A state of complete drunkenness; a more fervent form of wasted. It is often succeeded by a number on a 1-10 scale to
indicate the level of said quastedness.
History: It is derived from a series of typos which turned the statement "I am wasted!" into "I am qasted9" - the exclamation point was turned into a 9 during intoxication as a result of inordinate usage of the iphone touchpad keyboard. As a result, a 1-10 scale proceeds the word to indicate the level of drunkenness; 9 being anything short of being rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisioning. Over time, "qasted" was adapted to "quasted" to better conform to standard English rules.
Example 1: After chugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo, the man found himself locked in
a bathroom spewing projectile vomit on all four walls while clutching his cell phone in hand proudly texting his friend "I am quasted9" before completely blacking out.
Example 2:
Guy 1: You had sex with another dude last night? How drunk were you?
Guy 2: I was about quasted6, maybe quasted7.
Guy1: I'd have to be at least quasted9 to fuck another dude.
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The act of getting played by a co-worker. Set up for failure, and thrown under the bus on false info.
Joe: What the fuck dude, the boss just came up and said i broke the printer yesterday! I Wasnt even at work yesterday!
Bill: You got quasted
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A combination of the words quick and fast. Meaning to move or achieve quickly.
"Woah man, that was quast!"
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A rapid rate of speed not fast nor quick.
He was moving so quast out there.
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Synonymous to Inebriated. When a individual, especially underaged, becomes excessively intoxicated as a result of the consumption of alcohol; namely beer, liquor or mixed drinks.
Fuck yes! My I.D. worked-T onight we are going to get quasted
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quast is the word on the back of the giant truck that almost ran me over. Ever since quast has been used for the word "fuck"
Quast! that truck almost hit me! god quasting damn.
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