quibbitch

A game, much like quidditch, except instead of trying to catch a snitch, you try to catch a bitch.

Bitch: hey, why did you just tackle me?!
Quibbitch Player: Goddammit we're playing quibbitch, not fucking quidditch! You're the snitch, bitch.

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Quibbitch

When playing the magical game known as quidditch, if a player is behaving in a nasty or mean way, another player from the opposite team may call out "quibbitch!"

Does this make any sense? No, probably not.

Note: a quibbitch is not a foul.

Flint smacked Harry in the balls with his beater's bat. Fred called out, "quibbitch!"