quick soccerball

He is a short short short man around 3'2. He stinks like ass and has teeth that when he smiles cars slow down. He weight around 3 ounces and sucks ass at soccer. He's a nerd with no friends and when girls see his ass they cry and scream. That is who soccerball is

That guy is such a loser, ikr he's such a quick soccerball