When you're really bored and have nothing else to do or are procrastinating in homework or work, and type letters vertically on the keyboard. But that isn't enough, so you do it again, skipping every other letter.
Patrick: Urban Dictionary already has "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp" defined? Bummer. Maybe if I just skip every other letter, I'll find a new word!
Calvin: Bro, you're wasting time. Don't you have a test coming up in a few days that you need to study for?
Patrick: No lol. *Types qzsecftbhumkl*