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What happens when your partner didn't clean out their rectal cavity well enough and you have anal sex. You pull out after a good session and find out you have a brown ring around the base of your penis.
Man I forgot to clean up after sex with Sheila last night. Gosh darn, had the worst case of raccoon dick I've ever seen
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When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!
A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.
bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.
When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!