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Having to wait to fool around with a girl, because she's on her period.
Man, I definitely would've reached at least third base tonight if it wasn't for the damn rain delay!
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The act of getting hot and sweaty while engaging in adult activities. Which causes you to be late for a prior engagement.
I had to call a Rain Delay without getting out of bed due to being soaked from sweat.
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While in the Bunk Beds position, the person on the top tank pees down the person on the bottom tanks back. Causing the urine to stream down the back into the bottom bowl.
"I just gave Jose a RAIN DELAY whilst we were shitting."
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An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
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An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
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When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.
Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. But maybe she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”
When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.
Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”