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rainbows and unicorns

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.

It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!

by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013

89πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Rainbows and unicorns

A way to demean what some one said by calling it complete bullshit.

Guy 1 *Says the same stupid shit for the hundreth time.*

Guy 2 "I can't take this shit any more!"

Guy 3 "Seriously, we our up to our ears in your rainbows and unicorns."

by pseudonymis magorium August 2, 2011

40πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


farting rainbows and unicorns

When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.

Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

14πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Rainbow Unicorn

The term used for the act of giving a blow job with a mouthful of skittles.

If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey.

My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.

by CharlieChaos February 1, 2020

53πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Rainbow Unicorn

When a β€œspit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance β€œYMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.

Would you like to β€œrainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I at the parade today?

by Glow Hughes September 8, 2020

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Rainbow Unicorn

"Rainbow Unicorn"
A term that means the heavenly aroma of a deep cleaned house. The scent of the freshly cleaned house is so rare and uplifting that it could be compared to a beautiful, mythical creature, such as a rainbow-colored unicorn.

I just spent 4 hours nonstop cleaning my house, and now it smells like a rainbow unicorn! Yay!

by kikishort January 6, 2012

20πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž