ran to wendys at 1am

so basically you did a really bad crime and now the police are after you, so you run to the nearest plce the police (probably) wouldnt suspect, your local Wendy's

how did the police catch you so fast? well, turns out your the dumbest criminal alive and left your id next to the crime scene. weird right?

bro, i ran to wendys at 1am yesterday to avoid the police
whatd you do?
we dont talk about it.

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