Ranch pussy

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus

Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.

Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy

Pussy Ranch

The cum that leaks out of a pussy after ejaculation. Often tangy and pairs well with a tossed salad.

"Oh shit Stacy, I came inside. I hope you like pussy ranch."

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