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<Also known as R.B.S.>
An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."
"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."
"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
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Noun: A condition in which the afflicted individual bursts in to raucous operatic verse at highly inappropriate times.
He has Random Pavarotti Syndrome; always doing The Merchant of Venice in the library...
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The condition where an individual (usually white) cannot differentiate between different individuals who are black.
Jamal was confused for Devon because the cracker had random black syndrome.
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Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.
Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!
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RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.
A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:
Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?
Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.
Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.
Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!
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In Western countries white people (especially) women (again especially) can do a 360 on you. They are unpredictable and like volcano. These can be long term friends neighbors, relatives, family members, spouses, significant others, girlfriends or boyfriends. Sort of like "thrown under the bus" these people are usually soulless white people but it can be any race
David and Samir where doing business, Samir did a lot of the hard work , Dave takes the earnings and disappears.
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere
Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome
Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer
Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!
Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
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RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.
Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"
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