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raptor jesus

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.

Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus

by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

4224πŸ‘ 376πŸ‘Ž


raptor jesus

A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.

Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.

by adeb November 23, 2007

508πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


raptor jesus

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.

Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!

by Drew Mcleod May 30, 2005

1373πŸ‘ 387πŸ‘Ž


raptor jesus

Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.

And our Lord, Raptor Jesus, Came Upon, and delivered his holy wrath, and smote us.

by RaySpeed January 25, 2008

143πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


Raptor Jesus

Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.

One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. β€œLord?” he spoke, β€œIs not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; β€œAll voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your β€˜idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. β€œHowever, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.

by Anon Divad December 7, 2007

721πŸ‘ 128πŸ‘Ž


Raptor Jesus

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

336πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Raptor Jesus

our lord and the only protection against pedobear

OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!

by xXwafflez_no_jutsuXx April 26, 2010

85πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž