rare specimen

To see it in the flesh, is to see something of the rarest of them all a species only found in the real dirty stinkin filthy type of sez pits no human being may subside. Head like it’s been whacked by the ugly stick and odour that is unmiskably stank. Snappin knecks in the wrong kind of way and a strut on it like a giraffe on ice skates.

Mate u seeeeee that ah Fuk mate that wow shit I can’t even, that rare specimen of a human snapping knecks 🤣