raspberry nutter butter

When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter

When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.

I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.