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razor shit

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!

Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.

by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

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razor blade shit

when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.

"dude i had the WORST razor blade shit this morning! what the fuck did i eat last night, glass?!?!

by billy bats June 7, 2006


Blood on my razor - shit on my dick

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

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Shitting Razor Blades

The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food

"Damn Nigga! I ate some Peppers last night and this mornin' I was Shitting Razor Blades

by Hwanathan November 18, 2006

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shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 11, 2006

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mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024