re virginised

Someone who has sex once and then dosn't have sex for a very long time after gets the RE VIRGINISED status.

Gareth- " i havn't had sex since i was 18,that when i lost my V plates, now i'm nearly 25 and my balls are bigger than melons and will burst soon"

Clive- " well son you seem to have been re virginised due to your lack of sexual action, try shagging sheep to get the feel again and releave the sexual frustration"

Gareth- " too late!"

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