real american

Someone that is over wieght, drinks cheap beer, watches football, has a dirty, old, American flag hanging outside thier house/trailer, doesn't give a shit about the less fortunate, owns more than five guns, complains about stupid, little things, and shoots black people on the weekends.

Git out, you niggers an' spics! This is ma country, I'ma real American! YEEEEHAAAWWW!! *shoots shotgun at the sky*

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Real Americans

Code phrase for "White Americans", or basically anyone that isn't the wealthiest 1% of the U.S. population. Commonly used to trick uneducated and easily manipulated people into voting for certain presidential candidates.

"I know I can count on all your votes here in (place here) because you are all - Real Americans." (wink wink, nudge nudge)

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I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

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I'm A Real American

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.

border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!

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