Rebound Rug

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.

A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Me: "How'd that date go last night?"

Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."

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