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Red Bluff, also known as Bluff, Bluffy, Chubs, Spiderman, and Spidey, is a rare subspecies of dominant males characterized by massive obliques, high testosterone levels, and permanent wifeys. Some believe that the Red Bluff species emerged from Red Bluff, CA, while others believe the species is a byproduct of substantial genetic engineering. The Red Bluff species is exceedingly proficient in firearm manipulation, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, mechanical engineering, and cooking of animal products. The United States Committee on Red Bluff Surveillance has advised all citizens to maintain a safe distance from Red Bluff if intending to avoid good steaks, tags to social media posts, and yeehaw fashion.
Yo, Redbluff, peep this absolute smoke show on Instagram.
I bet the steak Red Bluff made is absolute gas.
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Nestled into northern California, Red Bluff is home to one of the biggest rodeos and boat drag races in the country. White trash hicks all the way.
Person 1: You're from Red Bluff?
Person 2: Yup. Still got all my teeth though.
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Red bluff is terrible fucking excuse of a town, hot ass weather and tweaker ass women. 88% of the population is likely inbred
“Hey bro I wanna kill myself, my moms making us move to Red Bluff Ca”
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Where they can’t take noise at their football games and although they are all druggies and whores they act like two year olds that need to be hand fed by their mommies
Oh you go to red bluff high school how’s your moms nipple?
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A place full of weirdos and drug addicts. People constantly get caught vaping in the bathrooms and there is fights about every week. Many people there behave like animals.
Friend: “Hey, wanna go to the zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
You: “There is no need. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free! 🤗There is all kinds of animals and wild beasts. Some creatures there haven’t even been discovered by science yet🙊🙀‼️
A place full of drug addicts that constantly get in trouble for vaping in the bathrooms. There is fights like every week and everyone behaves like animals.
Friend: “Hey I wanna go to the Zoo with me tomorrow? I’ll pay for the entrance tickets!”
Me: “We don’t have to pay to go to the zoo. We can just go to Red Bluff Highschool for free!🤗🤗
They have all kinds of creatures and wild beasts. Some undiscovered species as well 🙊🙊🙀🙀