red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

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red dwarf

Best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
Need another series!!!!!

Red dwarf = Pure genius

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red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

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Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.

How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?

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Red Dwarf

Originally meaning a small cool star; approximately 100 times the mass of Jupiter but can be used to describe the penis after ejaculation.

1) Guy 1:I always put my boxers on after i have sex because i dont want my girlfriend to see my red dwarf.
Guy 2: Thats...nice. (Presses hidden button to call for security)

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Red Dwarf

Having sex with a chick while shes on her period

I heard you did the red dwarf with that chick. -or- I showed her the red dwarf. -or- I gave her the red dwarf.

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Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

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